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August 13, 2026

Community is a System (how to build a customer base from scratch)

TL;DR Version: It's been a hot minute since I wrote a blog post this long, so here's a handy-dandy guide to what's inside: Great, sustainable communities are built on seven…
WTF Marketing - How To Urn A Steady Profit
TL;DR Version: It's been a hot minute since I wrote a blog post this…
Systems & Scale
Man in a red cape posing like a superhero
Leadership & Headspace

A New-Age Superhero

What does a new-age superhero look like to you?
May 11, 2011
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Captain Picard facepalm from Star Trek
Marketing Strategy

When You Tell A Bad Story with your Business

I was there for 45 minutes after shopping for 2 minutes, and then left with nothing - and, this wasn't…
May 10, 2011
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Nick Armstrong beside a hand-drawn sketch of his first website
Marketing Strategy

A Failure To Communicate

When I first started, my websites sucked. It's taken me 13 years and I think I show some marginal improvement.
April 27, 2011
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So easy a caveman can do it: caveman at an old computer
Marketing Strategy

Business Storytelling: Get Your Website Done Right

Knowledge is the best defense to jerk-asses who want to take your money and dumb-asses who don't know their trade.
April 26, 2011
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LEGO Robin Hood and his merry men
Marketing Strategy

My Business Story: I Aim to Misbehave

I Aim to Misbehave. It's high time for a new kind of storytelling in business. I thought of myself for…
April 21, 2011
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Two young men flipping off the camera
How Work Works

Five Types of Punks and What To Do About Them

Getting stuck because of another person sucks. And it sucks more when that person is an punk. Here are a…
March 18, 2011
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Man walking past a large painted sign reading JERK
Money & Clients

Why Freelancers Get Jaded: A Tale of Two Non-Clients

Trust your instincts - they're finely-honed senses dedicated to protecting your ass from the tiger (or client) about to eat…
March 17, 2011
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Finger pointing at an angry email on a screen
How Work Works

A Toolkit For Bitchslapping

Having been born with the ability to deliver a fierce written bitchslap - the likes of which is now feared…
March 10, 2011
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Glowing FM radio dial
Marketing Strategy

An Open Letter To 99.9 FM: Ad-Free?

Before you start high-fiving yourself too hard for this amazing act of generosity to your listeners - consider doing something…
March 7, 2011
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Grinning man pinching his fingers together at the camera
Leadership & Headspace

The Opposite of Gratitude – The 2% Grudge

Make a note that when you see The 2% Grudge emerge, you should kindly ask your fellow business owner to…
March 3, 2011
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Rhinestone belt spelling the word whore
Systems & Scale

Learning To Say No

I'm going to start asking myself, does this make me feel like a WHORE?
March 1, 2011
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Overstuffed clear trash bag on a city street
How Work Works

Loathing Abundance

What are the last three insults you heard? I bet at least one ended with -bag. Something was so awful,…
February 28, 2011
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