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The Problem with Busting Chops

December 18, 2010 / Nick Armstrong / Business Life, Communication Ideas, Psychotic Resumes Blog / 3 Comments

Ball-busting on that level makes it look like you’ve been here, done that, got the t-shirt and what you’ve just been presented with is amateur hour.

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Calling Bullsh!t: Gen-Y Values at Work

December 16, 2010 / Nick Armstrong / Calling Bullsh!t, Generation Y, Psychotic Resumes Blog / 2 Comments

I can already hear the rally-cry of the battle-worn managers: “Work is work. Show up, get paid, and go home. Quit yer bitchin’, Sally.”

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To Hell with Ted

December 14, 2010 / Nick Armstrong / Business Life, Psychotic Resumes Blog / 2 Comments

You are the toughest critic on yourself that there will ever be. And if you start listening to all the Teds of the world, your inner voice is going to start sounding a lot like him.

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Burn Your Bridges – For Real This Time

December 13, 2010 / Nick Armstrong / Communication Ideas, Psychotic Resumes Blog / 4 Comments
One is the Angriest Number

Don’t wait until tomorrow to tell the pricks to f*ck off, you might get hit by a bus TODAY and never get your chance.

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The Origin of STFU: Diplomacy and Gen-Y

December 9, 2010 / Nick Armstrong / Communication Ideas, Psychotic Resumes Blog / 2 Comments

A complete 180 from our Baby Boomer managers, who say nothing to avoid showing disrespect; Gen-Y stays silent to show disrespect.

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Three Things Every New Graduate Gen-Y Job Searcher Should Do Today

May 17, 2010 / Nick Armstrong / General Ideas, Psychotic Resumes Blog / No Comments

It’s summer; a new slew of Gen-Y’ers are graduating… each time this year I like to give tips to the graduates and this year I have three.

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Rebellion Has a Place in Corporate Life

April 8, 2010 / Nick Armstrong / Business Life, General Ideas, Psychotic Resumes Blog / No Comments

I once worked for a company that had an official policy against a coffee maker of any sort. It went so far as to outlaw water coolers (a policy that was rightly “ignored” by the on-site manager, but the ban on the coffee machine was strictly enforced).

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The Pact

March 2, 2010 / Nick Armstrong / General Ideas, Psychotic Resumes Blog / No Comments

I will not work for or support any company that mistreats employees, customers, or the community it serves.

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The Education Paradox – Just Do Something, Damnit

February 26, 2010 / Nick Armstrong / Entrepreneurship, General Ideas, Psychotic Resumes Blog / No Comments

There are only three ways to differentiate yourself from other dumb hicks.

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Grandma’s Job

December 19, 2009 / Nick Armstrong / General Ideas, Psychotic Resumes Blog / No Comments

If your Grandma had your job, would you be pissed off at her boss? At the company?

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