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Mulligan: What I’d Tell Myself If I Could Go Back to Day One

June 7, 2013 / Nick Armstrong / Business Life / 16 Comments
Captain Cuddles

Last week I answered this question by saying, because of Star Trek’s temporal prime directive, I’d tell myself nothing if I could go back in time to my first day in business. When I wrote it, my answer was absolutely true, but like others, you might have thought I had dodged the question. James T. Kirk […]

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Leave the Past in the Past: A Lesson from Star Trek

May 28, 2013 / Nick Armstrong / Business Storyteller / 25 Comments
Time Travel Complications

A question small business owners get asked a lot: “If you could go back in time to your first day in business, what would you tell yourself?” In fact, it’s this month’s Word Carnival topic. My answer might surprise you, but I would tell myself absolutely nothing. See, in Star Trek, they have this rule […]

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Say… wha?

May 20, 2013 / Nick Armstrong / Business Storyteller, Public Service Announcements / 11 Comments
Too Long, Didn't Read

One of my (former) readers was disturbed enough by my last post and comic on the dangers of slut-shaming as a defense to plagiarism to send me an email about it. They asked me two questions: Why would I want to publicly out my ex wife on her infidelity AND her copyright infringement (and why would I […]

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Slut Shaming, Copyright Infringement, and Education

May 18, 2013 / Nick Armstrong / Business Life, Public Service Announcements / 20 Comments
Slut Shaming

A while ago, a friend discovered my Are You Burnt Out PSA had been shared by a Facebook page with 31,000 likes. That post was shared by another 500+ folks after that. I’m truly and honestly flattered that so many folks would share my joke. There was only one problem: the original poster had removed my logo […]

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A Note on Personal Accountability

April 30, 2013 / Nick Armstrong / Business Life, Public Service Announcements / 12 Comments
And then Billy found out it was an unpaid internship...

It’s 9:21 AM on Tuesday April 23rd and I’m working on my slides for a three-day training I’m going to be giving tomorrow. I’m in my PJs and slippers. Enjoying my third cup of coffee. My cell phone goes off (which I don’t notice, because I hate the phone and leave it on mute most […]

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To My Friends in Boston and Beyond

April 15, 2013 / Nick Armstrong / Public Service Announcements / No Comments
Unthinkable Darkness

Unthinkable darkness can never outshine even the tiniest of sparks of light.

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There’s No Such Thing As Free: Pay People What They’re Worth

April 2, 2013 / Nick Armstrong / Business Life / 48 Comments

Freelancers, Small Business Owners: Don’t Accept Less Than What You’re Worth For Any Job. Small Business Owners: Pay People What They’re Worth. I’d like to tell you a story. A local business, who I will not name (because I don’t believe they actually intended harm or knew how bad “spec work” requests are), decided that […]

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What To Do When Your Marketing Project Becomes a Wraith

March 27, 2013 / Nick Armstrong / Business Life, Business Storyteller / 22 Comments
Stargate Atlantis: Wraith

If you’re not a fan of Stargate: Atlantis, you may not know what a Wraith is. They are one of the most terrifying baddies ever conceived of in SciFi. Their basic M.O.: they suck the life out of their victims to heal themselves, live forever as a result, and have turned the Pegasus galaxy into […]

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PSA: Can You At Least Wear Period-Specific Uniforms This Time?

March 25, 2013 / Nick Armstrong / Public Service Announcements / No Comments
Congratulations from the IRS

A building flying through space at warp speed? Fine. Seeing TNG uniforms on the bridge of the TOS Enterprise? That gets me all twitchy.

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Arbitrarily Popular

March 18, 2013 / Nick Armstrong / Public Service Announcements / 2 Comments
Thanks, Mom.

Thanks, Mom.

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