Social Media for Babies: A Series of Books by WTF Marketing

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Would you like to help me fund the creation of Social Media for Babies books? Cool! You’ve got two options:

A – You Can Pitch In $10, which gets you:

  • A digital copy of each of the books above when they’re released in December, 2013.
  • Your name in the “Made Possible By” section at the end.

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B – You Can Pitch In $15, which gets you:

  • A physical AND digital copy of each of the books above when they’re released in December, 2013.
  • Your name in the “Made Possible By” section at the end.

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Frequently Asked Questions:

For Real?
Yes, for real. This is not an April Fools Day Joke. I am actually writing these books.
Are they really for babies?
Yes, ideally. I’m thinking they’ll be picture books. They’ll be good for kids who can read. Or difficult clients. Maybe I’ll get them transcribed into audio books or something. If so, they’ll be read by John de Lancie.
Will they be funny?
For babies? Gut-bustingly hilarious. For difficult clients? They may cry.
Will there be swear words?
No, I’ll symbol ($@#%!) ’em out or something. For the children. There may be Shrek-level innuendo for the adults, though. We’ll see.


Any other questions? Hit me up